- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
I want to take you on cute dates.
After you get your hair done, and look all sexy. I want to surprise you and show up to your house all dressed up, with a bowtie on and a vibrant bouquet of roses in my hands. Then we can romantically swing in the park, or even just do some people watching. A single moment with you is enough to make me the happiest man alive. And after we go on our date. We can kick it at my crib. I love you, Plank. Support human and fencepost marriage.
omq!, i can’t even….
(via hi-guise-its-melissa)







